Why Purchase an iPhone X When You Can Buy a Tin Can for $1,000 from Tiffany & Co.?
“The face-scanning thing I don’t want! I love the dumb notch! The iPhone X is exactly the kind of absurd luxury good I crave,” you say, having not even scratched the diamond-encrusted surface of true decadence. Sit right there like the tiny, foolish baby you are and I’ll tell you about an even newer, more…